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Friday, February 10, 2012

Women!?

The world is not enough for women.  Most of them think that their poop does not smell.  If we look at the old testament,  God created Man in his image.  A little while later he created Woman from a broken stinky extra rib that the Man had.   From that moment on the Woman wanted to boss her partner around and create havoc in his life.  When woman was part of man as a bad bone, she gave him pain and suffering all day long  what brilliant idea to have an ailing part of your body to be taken out and made into a partner  that will now give you pain both inside and out of your life.
Life is complicated as it is and along comes another being supposedly to be a partner and keep man from being lonely.  Instead things are a turned into bigger messes.  For a few minutes of companionship all of a sudden the whole world comes crumbling down.
From the beginning of time wars are started for women and their honor.  Without them there would not be  so many arguments.  On the other hand life is so pleasant when the opposite sex offers their company.  Men are calmer and life is smoother until....Women have a cycle that is supposed to last a fix time but there exceptions and then no one is at rest.  Avoid contact at all costs, walk away, save yourself the uncalled for aggravation and undue aging.
Women are like an addictive drug.  The more you have, the more you need more often.  When you stop being with them aging sets in loneliness and sadness life cost more.  Women is the vessel for men to continue existing and for this reason we say that we cannot live without them.  When women have babies they then concentrate on their babies men become a nuisance to them and are only necessary touring food and help with upbringing of the children and then the needs and wants of the men get forgotten.  Nagging comes into play a man becomes a Honey-Do Man, always doing something for her and the family nothing for him.  Before you know it time passes so fast and poof.
Plan carefully because time inevitably pass but more pleasantly and with less headache.  Life of Man and Woman will be more enjoyable if you let them have their moments in silence, go to your happy place away from them.

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